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INTERESTING TRADITIONS Q: Why do men’s clothes have buttons
INTERESTING TRADITIONS Q: Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left? A: When buttons were in...
COMING OF AGE A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local
COMING OF AGE A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local lovers lane, saw a couple in a car with the dome light on. There was a young man in th...
THE CONSCIENTIOUS GOLFER After a particularly bad round of
THE CONSCIENTIOUS GOLFER After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the nineteenth hole [the clubhouse bar] and started to g...
THE MATING TECHNIQUE A cow herder goes to a vet looking for
THE MATING TECHNIQUE A cow herder goes to a vet looking for advice because he cant get his bull to mate and breed. Man: Well doc, Ive been trying a...
WHY ITS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH A guy had a bunch of
WHY ITS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH A guy had a bunch of dollars he needed to exchange, so he went to the currency exchange window at the local ...
Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the
Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a seclude...
How To Use The Drive-Through ATM A new sign in the Bank Lobby
How To Use The Drive-Through ATM A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablin...
Spoonerism A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate
Spoonerism A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched betwee...
Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Law but Arent: • Have you
Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Law but Arent: • Have you looked through her briefs? • He is one hard judge! • Counselor, lets do it in my chamb...

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