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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss, “Where did you get that car?! He calmly told them, “I bought it to...
It would suck if the world ended today because I would never have
It would suck if the world ended today because I would never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesnt jus...
The Unfaithful Wife! A woman is having an affair during the
The Unfaithful Wife! A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them ...
POLLY ON A PERCH A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a
POLLY ON A PERCH A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud...

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