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The local vicar was having a crafty wank in the bath. While
The local vicar was having a crafty wank in the bath. While happily tugging away and humming “Jerusalem”, he realizes that he is being watched fro...

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season ...

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted h...

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells
A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to t...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: Theres no easy way to tell you this, so Ill just be blunt. Pre...