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A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and
A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single wo...

Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress were being
Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress were being faithful to him, Gary decided to send them on the same cruise and question each one l...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he...

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately re...

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still
A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn arou...

Genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is
Genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. Hes go...

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, How can I help you? The farmer said, I want to get one of ...