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Blonde cooking DOWN YONDER IN Gibsonville Al.... MONDAY Its
Blonde cooking DOWN YONDER IN Gibsonville Al.... MONDAY Its fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separate...

...SAYS...GOOD MORNING YALLS...Jack strode into ‘John’s
...SAYS...GOOD MORNING YALLS...Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the hors...

SAYS,...HOWDY YALLS... A man was in his front yard mowing grass
SAYS,...HOWDY YALLS... A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the ma...

SAYS HOWDY YALLS... A blonde is terribly overweight, so her
SAYS HOWDY YALLS... A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...

SAYS GOOD MORNING YALLS... . . . few know it, but ol friend of
SAYS GOOD MORNING YALLS... . . . few know it, but ol friend of mine was once in a terrible accident and his face was severely burned. Because he was ...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well,
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch a...

...SAYS MORNING YALLS... An old blind cowboy wanders into an
...SAYS MORNING YALLS... An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of J...

One day my Buddy Pete went to an auction. While there, he bid on a
One day my Buddy Pete went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on...