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Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or
Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless...

> > > > > 1.Microsoft is considering changing the command Press
> > > > > 1.Microsoft is considering changing the command Press Any Key to Press Return Key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key ...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks h...

You Know You Need A New Lawyer When... - When the prosecutors
You Know You Need A New Lawyer When... - When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. - During your initial consultati...

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m...

An American man walks into an Irish pub. "I will give 100 dollars
An American man walks into an Irish pub. "I will give 100 dollars to anyone who can drink ten pints of beer in under ten minutes," he proclaims loudly...

Oxymoron Update: 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident
Oxymoron Update: 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. ...

Signs you may have picked a bad lawyer: You Know You Need A New
Signs you may have picked a bad lawyer: You Know You Need A New Lawyer When... - When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each ...