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Kidnapping, in ancient Greece, was really just a friendly way of
Kidnapping, in ancient Greece, was really just a friendly way of saying hello, howve you been, Im running away into the hills above Lacedaemonia with ...

Here is a list, in no particular order, of celebrity photos I
Here is a list, in no particular order, of celebrity photos I would be unable to keep myself from viewing, were they leaked tomorrow: - Kristen Stewar...

My wife’s capacity and willingness to do everything necessary
My wife’s capacity and willingness to do everything necessary for the care and comfort of our child has flooded me with awe. In fact, I am so floode...

My father must have bought the cheapest Santa costume he could
My father must have bought the cheapest Santa costume he could find. He’s frugal, never cheap, but this getup broke the rule. Maybe the Santa costum...

Would I rather not know? Would I rather pretend that each one of
Would I rather not know? Would I rather pretend that each one of these beautiful children grew up healthy and happy and cancer-free? Oh, sometimes, ye...

You, reader, have long since displaced the chipper memories of
You, reader, have long since displaced the chipper memories of safety training classes from your cerebrum, instead packing the space with maps of wher...

I considered titling this piece Ruining all representations of lab
I considered titling this piece Ruining all representations of lab work in media for everyone. It’d be like I’m giving you the Ring Virus, but ins...