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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfrie...

A man’s wife disappears and he’s accused of killing her. At
A man’s wife disappears and he’s accused of killing her. At the trial, his lawyer tells the jury, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have amazing news. No...

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like...

A man purchased a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him
A man purchased a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze...

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, Run....run! The next b...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a...