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The Amazing Monkey Banana and Water Spray Experiment - 5 monkeys
The Amazing Monkey Banana and Water Spray Experiment - 5 monkeys are locked in a cage, a banana was hung from the ceiling and a ladder was placed righ...

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’ ‘Yes. What can I do
Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’ ‘Yes. What can I do for you?’ ‘Ah’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s h...

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mi...

lol.. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept
lol.. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else t...

lmao A PROSPEROUS businessman propositioned a beautiful girl
lmao A PROSPEROUS businessman propositioned a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. When he was ready to leave in the m...

Lmao A little old lady was walking down the street dragging
Lmao A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now and then, a...

All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt
All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and excl...

Oh NO! lmao In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful
Oh NO! lmao In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stoppe...

lmao Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the
lmao Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to b...