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An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-ho...

A Texan, a New Yorker and a New Jersey resident were drinking
A Texan, a New Yorker and a New Jersey resident were drinking beverage in a bar. The Texan drained his glass of tequila, threw the half-full bottle up...

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anythi...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. ...

Gather around Everyone for some CAMPFIRE STORIES, the stories Im
Gather around Everyone for some CAMPFIRE STORIES, the stories Im going to post were either told to me by friends or I witnessed them first hand, with ...

A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden
A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He fina...

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircr...

Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I
Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.” “Come to me three times a week for two years, ...