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Dad: son i want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: NO! Dad:
Dad: son i want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: NO! Dad: the girl is bill gates daughter Son: then OK Dad goes to bill gates Dad: i want your...
My Grandma stopped by unexpectedly, and out of nowhere said
My Grandma stopped by unexpectedly, and out of nowhere said Dear, did you know theres a whole shelf of pentacles in your living room? (theyve been th...
A teacher was asking the kids what they would most like to be
A teacher was asking the kids what they would most like to be covered in and why. Firstly a little boy answers "I would like to be covered in silver, ...
A bird who lives on a farm decides he is fed up with flying south
A bird who lives on a farm decides he is fed up with flying south every winter and decides this year he is going to stay. So as winter comes and all t...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly ru...
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, Fried
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, Fried chicken. She said I wasnt funny, but she couldnt have been right, because everyone el...
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport.
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim hav...
ob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after
ob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wra...

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