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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks i...

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to...

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pr...

While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed
While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. ...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shoppi...

A man is in the lobby of a hotel, he wants to ask the clerk a
A man is in the lobby of a hotel, he wants to ask the clerk a question,as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside ...