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A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign
A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCYHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment ...

A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take ...

Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went
Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars. Husband : How about the ...

There were three men talking in a bar one needs to go to the
There were three men talking in a bar one needs to go to the toilet so he gets up and leaves while he is gone the other two get talking one said his s...

In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an
In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases theyve recently treated. ...

Hilarious. Two factory workers are talking. The woman says,
Hilarious. Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, I can make the boss give me the day off. The man replies, And how would you do that? ...

{Vacuum Cleaner Salesman} A little old lady answered a knock on
{Vacuum Cleaner Salesman} A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum...

No Love! One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table
No Love! One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, “You don’t get any breakfast unt...