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Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the
Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third...

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, �Where have you been?�...

The Captain called the Sergeant in. Sarge, I just got a telegram
The Captain called the Sergeant in. Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see m...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for ...

Trouble with plane engines While cruising at 36,000 feet, the
Trouble with plane engines While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. Oh no! he screamed, One of ...

After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a
After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really unders...