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NOTE!!!! THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY AND NOT A JOKE! IT IS NOT IN
NOTE!!!! THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY AND NOT A JOKE! IT IS NOT IN ANYWAY A JOKE!!! HOW I F**CKED LILIAN UNTIL SHE FAINTED I always wanted to f**k Lil...

Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident?
Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident? Akpos: I dey driving at about 40mph, when I tried to stop I found that my breaks no ...

*** AKPORS ABOUT TO DIE *** A Warri tenant walked in & saw his
*** AKPORS ABOUT TO DIE *** A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpo...

Akpors Pulled Some Creative Stunt With MumThe conversation below
Akpors Pulled Some Creative Stunt With MumThe conversation below was between Akpors and his mum and you’ll definitely love what went down. Enjoy and...

Akpos: I’m Hungary, Mum: Why don’t you Czech
Akpos: I’m Hungary, Mum: Why don’t you Czech the fridge. Akpos: Ok Mum, i’m Russian to the kitchen. Mum: Hmmm! Maybe you’ll find some Turkey. ...

***** AKPORS THE CLEANER ***** One day Akpors an aeroplane
***** AKPORS THE CLEANER ***** One day Akpors an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an ae...