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THIS HOW YOU GET BANNED FROM WALMART FOREVER!!! Over the past
THIS HOW YOU GET BANNED FROM WALMART FOREVER!!! Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate ...

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up...

A Boksburg girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
A Boksburg girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. How many children? asks the council worker. 10 replies the Boksburg girl 10? says t...

A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of win...

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, �...

I was walking around in a Walmart store making shopping, when I
I was walking around in a Walmart store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old… The...

Old Koos goes out hunting and shoots 2 Impala, he loads them onto
Old Koos goes out hunting and shoots 2 Impala, he loads them onto the back of his Isuzu bakkie and heads off home. On the way home he is stopped by a ...

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, Hi, is Tony home? The wife replies, No, he went to the store, but yo...

MEMORANDUM TO: All Employees FROM: Communications
MEMORANDUM TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce t...

A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, plac...