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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there wi...

A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices theres a peel and win
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices theres a peel and win sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, Ive won a motor...

“A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
“A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a v...

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes? he a...

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks how much for a beer? The bartender replies $1. The customer completely a...

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: Dig! He looks around: nobodys there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he...

An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks
An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. Ive never been better! he replies. Ive got an 18-year-old bride...