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Who said English was easy Well begin with a box, and the
Who said English was easy Well begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two...

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four...

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons, all 536 of them. 1. Americans
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons, all 536 of them. 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 p...

Letter to Pelosi Wow!!! * *CORRECTLY ATTRIBUTED
Letter to Pelosi Wow!!! * *CORRECTLY ATTRIBUTED * snopes/politics/soapbox/guthrie.asp Boy! this guy is really P O with that witch [lets pass it so w...

Pedros history lesson (This is the best) It was the first day
Pedros history lesson (This is the best) It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered t...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the towns most successful Businessman. The person in charg...

Signs youre all grown-up now -- You keep more food than beer
Signs youre all grown-up now -- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. -- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. -- You hear yo...

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s licens...