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A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball
A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his nutty patients to respond to his commands. ...

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. I would
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree, sighed the pheasant, but I havent g...

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about? asks the barman. Well, Ill tell you, replies the man. You k...

A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike
A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldnt do the work while he waited, and so, since he didnt live far from the...

A 75 year old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count.
A 75 year old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen...

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, h...