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LOCKS AND BAGEL Houdini decided to postpone his escape. He took
LOCKS AND BAGEL Houdini decided to postpone his escape. He took a RAIN CHECK for his CHAIN WRECK. What’s so funny about this? This is a kind of so...

CHINNY CHIN CHIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RICH GUY WITH THE DOUBLE
CHINNY CHIN CHIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RICH GUY WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN? HE MADE A FOUR CHIN. What’s so funny about this? I know that fat jokes are in...

FAREST ACCESS OF THEM ALL “YOUR PASSWORD MUST BE AT LEAST EIGHT
FAREST ACCESS OF THEM ALL “YOUR PASSWORD MUST BE AT LEAST EIGHT CHARACTERS LONG AND CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE NUMBER” – SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWA...

THROUGH THICK AND THIN I WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT SO I WENT TO THE
THROUGH THICK AND THIN I WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT SO I WENT TO THE PAINT STORE. I HEARD I COULD GET THINNER THERE. What’s so funny about this? Some p...

STUCK ON YOU JUST AFTER THIMBLES WERE INVENTED THERE WAS A
STUCK ON YOU JUST AFTER THIMBLES WERE INVENTED THERE WAS A SHORTAGE, SO MANY PEOPLE GOT STUCK WITHOUT ONE What’s so funny about this? This little ...

BON VOYAGE MINDS ARE LIKE PARACHUTES. THEY WORK BEST WHEN OPEN.
BON VOYAGE MINDS ARE LIKE PARACHUTES. THEY WORK BEST WHEN OPEN. What’s so funny about this? I’m not afraid of taking risks, but I wouldn’t c...

ZOMBIE TASTE TREAT DINNER REVIEW: “The meal was expertly
ZOMBIE TASTE TREAT DINNER REVIEW: “The meal was expertly finished off with a decedent, Pierre Herme Paris dessert…” What’s so funny about th...

VICTORY LAP A ROMAN WALKS INTO A BAR, STICKS TWO FINGERS IN THE
VICTORY LAP A ROMAN WALKS INTO A BAR, STICKS TWO FINGERS IN THE AIR AND SAYS FIVE BEERS, PLEASE! What’s so funny about this? If you look at the p...

LOX AND A SCHMEAR IF A SEAGULL FLIES OVER THE SEA, WHAT FLIES
LOX AND A SCHMEAR IF A SEAGULL FLIES OVER THE SEA, WHAT FLIES OVER A BAY? What’s so funny about this? This is kind of an obvious riddle, so instea...

WHAT’S THE HOLD-UP? THE HOLD-UP MAN’S DIET ALLOWED HIM ONE
WHAT’S THE HOLD-UP? THE HOLD-UP MAN’S DIET ALLOWED HIM ONE DAY A WEEK WHEN HE COULD EAT ANYTHING HE WANTED. HE CELEBRATED WITH A FATTERDAY NIGHT ...