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Finally got around to emailing my uncle Jake, as he had requested
Finally got around to emailing my uncle Jake, as he had requested (by which I mean demanded with accompanying threats) that I email him an apology: J...

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated? No one answered unt...

Nurse: *notices my bed alarm is off* Oh, did they take you off of
Nurse: *notices my bed alarm is off* Oh, did they take you off of fall risk today? Me: I dont know if I ever officially was on or off fall risk. I kno...

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where fals...