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on those weird days when friends stand as reminders of fundamental
on those weird days when friends stand as reminders of fundamental human solitude, music feels even more like friendship. it cracks me up when people...

to carry cremated ashes onto an airplane you have to have them in
to carry cremated ashes onto an airplane you have to have them in a receptacle thats tightly closed enough not to spill BUT can be easily opened for i...

so. FB Collective Genius required here, please. Howard
so. FB Collective Genius required here, please. Howard University Hospital (aka Huh! aka The Place That Didnt Tell Me My Doctor Quit aka THE PLACE T...

I havent been to the polls yet because Im expected here in Ward 6
I havent been to the polls yet because Im expected here in Ward 6 to make TEN choices (about humans -- the yes on Initiative 71 is easy), and Im readi...

I was going to be all civilized and write this in an actual note,
I was going to be all civilized and write this in an actual note, on paper, that gets sent in the mail, to one specific person and one person only, bu...

who knew Jorge could be so convincing AND also actually kinda
who knew Jorge could be so convincing AND also actually kinda moving as a hyper nerdy scientist?? (well, rhetorical -- to steal a joke from the show ...

lyrics. stupid lyrics. Jennifer just reminded me in another
lyrics. stupid lyrics. Jennifer just reminded me in another status about Devos Whip It (before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it, which ...

theres something about press opening that always makes me
theres something about press opening that always makes me unrealistic. not about the press -- they can do as they please -- but about what will happe...

some kid, age ~10?, and I stand outside the post office, silently
some kid, age ~10?, and I stand outside the post office, silently appraising its desolation. kid tries the door, were both surprised it opens. we go...