today after mowing the OPEN field, I decided to be brave and adventurous on the bush hog....I do not like to mow under tree limbs, so I carry a pair of limb cutters with me and cut them down before I go under them. If it is an area with a lot of shrubs, or debris, I will back into the area mowing as I go. Well I would back in stop cut the limbs that would touch me and back up some more. So I had backed up and stopped and was reaching for the limb cutters and all of a sudden a humongous spider dropped down out of this pine tree limb and was hanging by his web thingy. That sucker looked like it was 3 inches long. I was blindly reaching for the gear shift to get me out of there, and praying that I didnt put it back in the reverse slot and back into this MAN EATING SPIDER. I had rammed it into 2nd gear so hard I just knew I had broke the gear shifter. When I got into open, I was in panic mode for sure....My chest was hurting and I knew I had lost all control of my bodily functions and I had sweated out a 5 gallon bucket of water..... Well needless to say that ended my mowing for the day and decided Mommy Dearest The Mahindra Tractor Ninja could have all of that she wanted.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 00:17:05 +0000
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