قصة عجبتني ارسلها صديقي العبقري - TopicsExpress



          

قصة عجبتني ارسلها صديقي العبقري هاني سويركي The Deaf Bookkeeper. A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is d eaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper: Where is the money? The bookkeeper signs back: I dont know what you are talking about. The attorney tells the Godfather: He says he doesnt know what youre talking about. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple and says, Ask him again! The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: Hell kill you if you dont tell him! The bookkeeper signs back: OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzos backyard in Queens! The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, whatd he say? The attorney replies: He says you dont have the guts to pull the trigger.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 11:56:17 +0000

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