Further stupidity/hilarity from the Aussies! Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy ) A: Yes, gay night clubs. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) A: Only at Christmas.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 00:20:00 +0000
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