There was once upon a time where there was a jester named Robin. He would wander the Earth to make people happy, from the lowest peasant to the grandest monarch. He would carry around two sacks, one on each shoulder. The first sack contained golden objects, like a lamp of genie and a pirates hook. The second sack contained coal objects like a faulty clowns nose and a useless aging potion. He was the most popular and hilarious person of his era. However, many of his fellow jesters from his generation started to fade away. Harold was the first to die, when his mind was infected with a disease. Bob was the second to die, for it was pneumonia that caught him. Soon, only Robin remained. He too, had problems. He had been lonely, despite the company of his daughter and the adoration of his followers. He was also drunk, causing depression at times. One day, Robin gave up his job and gave his right to his daughter. My daughter. My eldest. he said, I give thee these twin sacks. One is of gold. One is of coal. I shall give thee my living, for my brothers and fellows are gone and I must join them. His daughter, for which he named Zelda, pleaded. Please do not go. You still have a life ahead of you. She cried, but Robin left anyway. He had himself be asphyxiated to be put out of his loneliness and depression. A wanderer found the jester dead in his home, and then he had contacted the king of his village. Good lord... The king said. Well, we must make a tribute to him. I shall order my guards to construct a statue in his honour. I shall give his corpse a knighthood and then promess it to give back to the Earth. This man was the greatest, and last, of his generation of jesters. Guards! So he called upon his men to pay tribute to the jester. The next day a statue was erected. It depicted Robin, made of crystal, carrying both sacks of gold and coal. His body was promessed, turning into a fertiliser for the soil beneath him. His funeral was over populated due to his major cult. His daughter and wife mourned for ten days and ten nights. Zelda donated her sacks to a newer jester, Jonah. Jonah, she said, I give to thee presents from my father. He would have wanted jesters like thee to prosper and follow his example. Take these, for they are full of gold and coal. You must take care of them. Jonah accepted the gift and soon followed in Robins footsteps. Rest in Peace, Robin Williams, for you may join you friends in the afterlife, who may have entertained the souls and deities there. ---------------------------------R.I.P. 1951-2014--------------------------------------
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 18:39:35 +0000
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