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Another new TMTWNBBFN song. In the lyrics of this one I
Another new TMTWNBBFN song. In the lyrics of this one I attempted to reconcile atheism with the supernatural ! THIS HOUSE IS NOT HAUNTED This house...

Opposite the Beaconsfield pub at the end of our road there used to
Opposite the Beaconsfield pub at the end of our road there used to be an * ahem* massage parlour. It was closed down and the place was boarded up fo...

Just answered the door to people begging on behalf of Battersea
Just answered the door to people begging on behalf of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. The very place that told us we were not fit to look after a cat a...

Just been accosted in the street near my home by a very excited
Just been accosted in the street near my home by a very excited man child of about 50 who had just found his 3DS got updated online in McDonalds! He s...

Ive come up with a sensational pitch for a new tv series -
Ive come up with a sensational pitch for a new tv series - David Janssen is Richard Kimble a man falsely accused of his wifes murder - which was act...

Oh you stupid, stupid cats. Mystery solved... The Heintz Cat
Oh you stupid, stupid cats. Mystery solved... The Heintz Cat Clowder have discovered a nest of baby rats - probably around the bins in the alley behi...