Posts by Barb Schumann
DARWIN AWARDS TIME.
5TH RUNNER UP
Goes to a San Anselmo,
DARWIN AWARDS TIME. 5TH RUNNER UP Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while ridin...
DARWIN AWARDS TIME. 5TH RUNNER UP Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while ridin...
IMMUTABLE LAWS (WHICH CANNOT BE AVOIDED)
1. When one wishes to
IMMUTABLE LAWS (WHICH CANNOT BE AVOIDED) 1. When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fum...
IMMUTABLE LAWS (WHICH CANNOT BE AVOIDED) 1. When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fum...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. W...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. W...
Rugby in Bed
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no
Rugby in Bed A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.” His wife r...
Rugby in Bed A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.” His wife r...
GUIDE TO REAL ESTATE TERMS
To spare others from dashed hopes,
GUIDE TO REAL ESTATE TERMS To spare others from dashed hopes, shattered dreams, and tired feet, here is a guide to familiar real-estate ad phrases. Ch...
GUIDE TO REAL ESTATE TERMS To spare others from dashed hopes, shattered dreams, and tired feet, here is a guide to familiar real-estate ad phrases. Ch...
TELEMARKETER REVENGE.
Do you get lots of annoying calls from
TELEMARKETER REVENGE. Do you get lots of annoying calls from telemarketers? Don’t get upset about it! Use the opportunity to get a laugh. 1. If they...
TELEMARKETER REVENGE. Do you get lots of annoying calls from telemarketers? Don’t get upset about it! Use the opportunity to get a laugh. 1. If they...
There was a guy walking in the woods one night. As he walked
There was a guy walking in the woods one night. As he walked further, he fell off the side of a cliff and just as he fell, he reached and grabbed a tr...
There was a guy walking in the woods one night. As he walked further, he fell off the side of a cliff and just as he fell, he reached and grabbed a tr...