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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, I call my husband the dentist. Nobody c...

A young man was so well-endowed that it was hurting his knees, so
A young man was so well-endowed that it was hurting his knees, so an operation was scheduled to fix the problem. Three doctors were called in to consu...

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge,
After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, Miss, yall sure are a luvly, luvly l...

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, The End Is Near! Turn yourself around now before its too late! Th...

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they arent prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney c...