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As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused
As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to t...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender charges
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender charges him 15 cents. Confused but not complaining, the man pays. After a while, he decides to...

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watc...

I was walking around in a store, when I saw a Cashier hand this
I was walking around in a store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. T...

A guy goes over to his buddys house, rings the bell, but his
A guy goes over to his buddys house, rings the bell, but his buddys wife answers. Hi is Tony home? No, he went to the store. Well, you mind if I wai...

Sweet Semen!!! In a biology class, the professor was discussing
Sweet Semen!!! In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female raised her hand and asked, �...

A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had
A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a...

A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My
A Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, Being 54 yea...