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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I rememb...

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, �...

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it st...

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him an...

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real esta...

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thi...

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man...