Posts by Ian Bruce
A customer asked, In what aisle could I find the Irish
A customer asked, In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage? The assistant asks, Are you Irish? The guy, clearly offended, says, Yes I am. But let ...
A customer asked, In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage? The assistant asks, Are you Irish? The guy, clearly offended, says, Yes I am. But let ...
Sad phone call this morning to tell me my former neighbour of 25
Sad phone call this morning to tell me my former neighbour of 25 years, Elaine, collapsed and died of a massive heart-attack on Monday, aged 57. No ad...
Sad phone call this morning to tell me my former neighbour of 25 years, Elaine, collapsed and died of a massive heart-attack on Monday, aged 57. No ad...
No good deed goes unpunished, so they say, and today it was proved
No good deed goes unpunished, so they say, and today it was proved once more. I go out to honour my promise to the girls in the flat next door to cut ...
No good deed goes unpunished, so they say, and today it was proved once more. I go out to honour my promise to the girls in the flat next door to cut ...
Why do Glaswegians insist on travelling in discomfort? Boarded a
Why do Glaswegians insist on travelling in discomfort? Boarded a bus this morning which was packed to the gunnels and more humid than a Turkish bath. ...
Why do Glaswegians insist on travelling in discomfort? Boarded a bus this morning which was packed to the gunnels and more humid than a Turkish bath. ...
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through th...
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through th...
Witnessed a very Glasgow solution to a problem yesterday evening
Witnessed a very Glasgow solution to a problem yesterday evening as I was on the final leg of my return from a great day out in Rothesay. A drunk lurc...
Witnessed a very Glasgow solution to a problem yesterday evening as I was on the final leg of my return from a great day out in Rothesay. A drunk lurc...
Interesting comment from the postman this morning as he delivers
Interesting comment from the postman this morning as he delivers my jury duty citation: I always seem to be handing these to the same group of people....
Interesting comment from the postman this morning as he delivers my jury duty citation: I always seem to be handing these to the same group of people....
A sign in the window of a bar advertised for a piano player and
A sign in the window of a bar advertised for a piano player and one day a down-at-heel-looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job. The bart...
A sign in the window of a bar advertised for a piano player and one day a down-at-heel-looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job. The bart...
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have ...
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have ...