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There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while
There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chop...

A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean
A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the word, woman, walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids...

After getting all of The Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and
After getting all of The Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver in New York City notices that the Pope is still ...

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a d...