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I am going to be angry with myself. You are still whinging 5 hours
I am going to be angry with myself. You are still whinging 5 hours later that the ASDA delivery didnt bring you what you wanted. They have given you a...

It has not been the best of days (daze). Not a good night. Vivid
It has not been the best of days (daze). Not a good night. Vivid rockingly garish gorish dreams that I am sure were spurred on by reading Alyne DeWin...

Dont be such a downer and a worry wart. Your dinner will turn out
Dont be such a downer and a worry wart. Your dinner will turn out just fine. Got the recipe from the site below and hey presto you press a button and ...

It is Burns Nicht the nicht. Due to breakdown with the victuals
It is Burns Nicht the nicht. Due to breakdown with the victuals delivery the traditional haggis will be replaced by a beer can up the bum chicken smea...

Two words for today (well, 3 actually): Servitor which was a
Two words for today (well, 3 actually): Servitor which was a cheap clerk at Oxford University who picked up some learning, or menial labourers in a w...

Julian Fellows snippets from Downton Abbey last night. Mr. Carson
Julian Fellows snippets from Downton Abbey last night. Mr. Carson finding a darkie bandleader downstairs quotes Lord Henley in the case of Shanley v H...