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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department sto...

A Black guy, an Indian, a Muslim and an Australian were walking
A Black guy, an Indian, a Muslim and an Australian were walking together on Bondi beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked ...

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d slee...

Caddie responses Number :10 Golfer: I think Im going to drown
Caddie responses Number :10 Golfer: I think Im going to drown myself in the lake. Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? Number : 9 G...

A cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a whiskey, which he then
A cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a whiskey, which he then throws back in one quick gulp. Immediately he rushes back outside, lifts his horses ...

You think English is easy?? I think a retired English teacher
You think English is easy?? I think a retired English teacher was bored...THIS IS GREAT! Read all the way to the end................. This took a lo...

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or fr...

englishman irishman and and a scot,s man on the buildingsite in
englishman irishman and and a scot,s man on the buildingsite in london ,and the the foreman come,s and say,s listen lad,s im,e just goin to nip off fo...