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In an examination , Akpos was asked to complete the following: 1)
In an examination , Akpos was asked to complete the following: 1) He who fights and run away? AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na dear catch am 2) A ...

Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the...

Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car
Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident? Akpos: I dey driving at about 40mph, when I tried to stop I found that my breaks no d...

In an examination , Akpos was asked to complete the following: 1)
In an examination , Akpos was asked to complete the following: 1) He who fights and run away? AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na dear catch am 2) A ro...

Operator: Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you? Caller:
Operator: Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you? Caller: Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect. Operator: What sort of trouble?? Cal...

papa Akpos: I learnt your WAEC result is out. Akpos: Daddy u
papa Akpos: I learnt your WAEC result is out. Akpos: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole skul ba? he failed. . papa Akpos: dats t...

Akpos drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art
Akpos drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports: akpos: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language) Attendant:...

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly
I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since i did no...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email...