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Classics : There is this senior in high-school and he is mad
Classics : There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bu...

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, Johnny what is your problem? Johnny answered, Im too smart for th...

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nu...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and cr...

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to
Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore. I think everyones asleep, lets go. This ones empty... nobodys ...

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, Seven Points. His wife rolls over and says, What in the ...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Maam, you were
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Maam, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: Id give it ...

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on...