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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: Ive got problems. Every time I...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your...

How to Plant Your Garden...no dirt required!! This is so great!!
How to Plant Your Garden...no dirt required!! This is so great!! How To Plant Your Garden First, you Come to the garden alone, while the dew is st...

“Your honor,” a defense attorney began, “I have a series of
“Your honor,” a defense attorney began, “I have a series of witnesses that can testify that Mr. Johnson was nowhere near the scene of the crime ...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On t...

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1.
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate ...