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LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT Defense Attorney: Will you please
LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in yo...

Ellen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of
Ellen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Ellen went into a passionate, painful tira...

A young man asked Socrates, an ancient Greek philosopher, the
A young man asked Socrates, an ancient Greek philosopher, the secret of Success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morni...

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around,
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over ...

There was this group of old ladies riding in their car about 35
There was this group of old ladies riding in their car about 35 miles an hour when a cop stopped them and asked, “Do you know your only going 35?”...

Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own word...