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An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over
An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, Shirl, when we started out, tried to ...

Still we hear all the nut cases talking about how hot the Earth is
Still we hear all the nut cases talking about how hot the Earth is and how we are going to burn as in hell. Bullshit! I have used this article so many...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kn...

The Morality of Dishonesty A few years ago robbers entered
The Morality of Dishonesty A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town. One of them shouted: Dont move! The money belongs to the bank....

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging
Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was ...

Old maids burglar A story Ill tell of a burglar bold Who
Old maids burglar A story Ill tell of a burglar bold Who started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse. He l...

The Priests Ass The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it
The Priests Ass The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and...