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Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the
Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, My feet are cold. Would you b...

1) Killing urself is BAD, but committing suicide is the
1) Killing urself is BAD, but committing suicide is the BADDEST------Patience Jonathan{2011} 2) D water used in making eba cannot be recovered.. ---Ba...

WHAT IS GOBE? Gobe is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and
WHAT IS GOBE? Gobe is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car. You take her to hospital. When you got there the Doctor says t...

TOP 10 Expensive " Cars " of Footballers
TOP 10 Expensive " Cars " of Footballers !! ------------------------------ --------------- --------------- 10. Nani: Lamborghini - Price: £137,000 9....

Lecturer AKpors explains marketingto his students: 1. You see a
Lecturer AKpors explains marketingto his students: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - T...

Learn to mind your own business. Akpor one day decided to go for a
Learn to mind your own business. Akpor one day decided to go for a walk in town.As he went out,he passed by a psychiatry hospitaland heard them shouti...