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YOU CANT MAK THIS STUFF UP - A woman was about to take a driving
YOU CANT MAK THIS STUFF UP - A woman was about to take a driving test for the 3rd time when she accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake,...

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. They
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type - O. Did you hear that NASA recently put...

Q. What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck ? A. A centipede
Q. What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck ? A. A centipede with athletes feet. Q. Who rode a dog and was. Confederate in the American Civil Wa...

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. Why do you do that, mommy ? He asked. To make myself beautiful, sai...

A woman said to her beautician as she sat down for her
A woman said to her beautician as she sat down for her appointment, When youre finished with me, will my husband think Im beautiful ? Maybe, replied...

WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS 1. Fill out your tax form using Roman
WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS 1. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 2. Tape pictures of your boss on onto watermelons and toss them from high...

To avoid over-sleeping in the morning, place a mousetrap on top
To avoid over-sleeping in the morning, place a mousetrap on top of the alarm clock. That will keep you from going back to sleep. You have the capacit...

Germs attack people where they are the weakest. That explains
Germs attack people where they are the weakest. That explains the number of head colds. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their leve...

A ditz walked into a gas station and said to the manager,"I locked
A ditz walked into a gas station and said to the manager,"I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the ...