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You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and what
You Know Youre Getting Old When... Everything hurts and what doesnt hurt doesnt work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. Yo...

There once was a husband and wife couple who, trying as hard as
There once was a husband and wife couple who, trying as hard as they could, were unable to produce little children. After consulting everyone who woul...

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold...

WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN ! This is a heads up to those friends who
WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN ! This is a heads up to those friends who havent experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Mo...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himsel...

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for...

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who ow...