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An American lawyer and an igbo man were sitting next to each other
An American lawyer and an igbo man were sitting next to each other on a long distance flight from Nigeria to The USA. The lawyer was thinking Nigerian...

Admit your wrong, Acknowledge pain you caused , Accept
Admit your wrong, Acknowledge pain you caused , Accept responsibility for your actions and Apologize without giving excuses: Our behaviors, words and ...

LAUGH IT OUT!!!! Man: baby, i love you, please would u marry
LAUGH IT OUT!!!! Man: baby, i love you, please would u marry me???? Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more tha...

Life is too short for you to give up. Why?.......... In the year
Life is too short for you to give up. Why?.......... In the year 2002, Nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet simcard. Today its N700 and the sim is fre...

If you as a Lady travel from Benin to Lagos to visit your male
If you as a Lady travel from Benin to Lagos to visit your male friend and all he could say was that all 3 Delicious meals he had eaten so far in you...

AKPOS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin around the school
AKPOS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin around the school compound to inspect it. He was passing along Akpos class when he heared everybody in d cla...

HEY FRIENDS HERE IS A LIST OF TOP 20 SELLING BOOKS IN TOWN 1. How
HEY FRIENDS HERE IS A LIST OF TOP 20 SELLING BOOKS IN TOWN 1. How to keep ur marriage by Rev. Chris Okotie 2. Value of family planing by 2face 3. How...

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #250,000 and
CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #250,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 5k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the...