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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very...

Comments made in 1965 - currency in SA Rands Ill tell you one
Comments made in 1965 - currency in SA Rands Ill tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a week...

Important Warning from S.A. Police Thieves are putting Jeyes
Important Warning from S.A. Police Thieves are putting Jeyes Fluid, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving...

Something for seniors to do to keep those ageing grey cells active
Something for seniors to do to keep those ageing grey cells active 1. Johnny s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second...

Last Tuesday President Zuma got off the helicopter in front of
Last Tuesday President Zuma got off the helicopter in front of The Union Buildings - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The chief security office...

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were
BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful littl...

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was tel...

Day 3 in his home but the first day of Dane Jupiter staying at
Day 3 in his home but the first day of Dane Jupiter staying at home on his own. He was lonely and so jumped over the wall to visit my neighbour. I lef...