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Todays Quotes Variety of mere nothings gives more pleasure than
Todays Quotes Variety of mere nothings gives more pleasure than uniformity of something. - Jean Paul, 1763 - 1825 In the beginning there was not...

Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him
Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in t...

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had bee...

Youre in incredible shape, the doctor said. How Old are you
Youre in incredible shape, the doctor said. How Old are you again? I am 78. The man said. 78? asked the doctor. How Do you stay so healthy? You look ...

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cock...