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The young lady entered the doctors office carrying an infant.
The young lady entered the doctors office carrying an infant. Doctor, she explained, the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost...

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s&x when the girl stopped. I really should have m...

A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding
A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the f...

Once upon a time there were two preachers who loathed one another.
Once upon a time there were two preachers who loathed one another. One day one of them said to the other, I bet you couldnt preach extempore on any su...

The ten commandments of marriage Commandment 1. Marriages are
The ten commandments of marriage Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want y...

I am Thankful... ...for the taxes that I pay because it means
I am Thankful... ...for the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. ...for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have bee...

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said,
The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?" Little S...