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Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have)...... Man who
Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have)...... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing...

By mid-morning, Goldilocks was exhausted. After the adrenaline
By mid-morning, Goldilocks was exhausted. After the adrenaline rush subsided, and she had made the beds and cleaned up after the bears, and made and e...

Olaf Bluechin was one of the most fierce Vikings to ever sail the
Olaf Bluechin was one of the most fierce Vikings to ever sail the sea or raid a monastery. He took pride in his prowess, pillaging, raping and burning...

There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were
There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that...

I was speaking to a gentleman last night who told me there was
I was speaking to a gentleman last night who told me there was this cattle rancher who, after three years, finally found a buyer for his oldest bull C...

There was once a trolley conductor, honest as the day was long,
There was once a trolley conductor, honest as the day was long, loyal, faithful and true, who married a young woman whom he truly loved. They lived to...

I just found our cats rule book...and I thought I would share. 1.
I just found our cats rule book...and I thought I would share. 1. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind leg...

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment duri...

In the al rain forests of Cameroon, Africa, there lived a
In the topical rain forests of Cameroon, Africa, there lived a band of western lowland gorillas. This band was isolated from other gorilla bands and w...