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A Virus that Microsoft Can Handle FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE
A Virus that Microsoft Can Handle FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK Researchers Shocked to Finall...

Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to
Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to a gas station. So, the aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first th...

Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent everything they need for
Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent everything they need for the trip including the cabin. The first day they go fishing they dont catch anything...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into to...

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, Im going to give you some suppositories. Ill insert o...

A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa
A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. Grandpa...