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So the loneliest place in the world is in a hospital bed on
So the loneliest place in the world is in a hospital bed on Christmas day, but the Duck is back home for Boxing day with instructions if things go wro...

so the Lame Duck was sat sitting in his back yard having a quiet
so the Lame Duck was sat sitting in his back yard having a quiet snooze in the sun this very morning when I heard a voice saying Hey ya bald fat bas...

So the Lame Duck was lying incapacitated in his hostibul bed last
So the Lame Duck was lying incapacitated in his hostibul bed last week when the tellingbone chirped at me. So the first thought was I might even answe...

LETS SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN
LETS SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALL...

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desir...